Today you get a two-fer. My parents were on a photo binge today and sent my brother Joshua and I photos of … photos. From like 20 years ago. Actually, almost 25. Yipes.

So, here’s Josh and yours truly, circa 1986:

And 20 years later, at a holiday party in 2005:

I know, frightening, right? You should be proud of me for not being afraid to look like an ass, at any age.

Also, please note the “thumbs up” gesture was merely a precursor to The Fist.