Someone needs to give me an all-ages Spider-Man or X-Men book to write. STAT. Seriously. It would be so good you guys, all snappy dialogue and sneaking around schools and stuff actually happening. Write your local politicianMarvel editor.

In other news, I’m wrapping up (though by the time you read this, that should be “wrapped up”) my eight-page contribution to the comic anthology I’m editing for the Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival, a place you can find me in November. It has a cute emo girl, a robot and asteroids. What more do you need to know? Visit the Tales from the Boneyard site for more info. It’s for charity, yo.