Too bad I couldn’t make this a meeting in the ladies room. AMIRIGHT?

Anyway. You people still out there? According to my web and RSS stats, you sure are (and many from Germany — hi there!), but I don’t hear from ya much anymore. You don’t call, you don’t write, you just take what I give you and never give back. Sounds like my former marriage. OH!

For some reason, I felt like I was writing the script for a bad after-school special today. “Oh no, not only is little Johnny taking drugs, but it’s the COACH that’s selling them!” But this is all just part of the bigger picture. I know there were no knife fights or bad urban slang today, but I promise, there will be plenty of drawings of stucco houses next week. Because I love you that much.