I know I’m going to get asked this: “What does the text message say, Pj — don’t you know we can’t read that on our tiny little computer monitors?”

What, you can’t read 3-pt. text condensed to 72 dpi?

It reads “Student’s body found in lot across street – come see me!” I was going to leave it partially unreadable and ambiguous, but I’ve been accused (subtly) in recent days of not being clear enough with my narrative, so there you go.

Though things are going to get real unclear starting … Friday. Look out.