Sorry, I could not resist the Milli Vanilli pun. Or their Grammy Award-winning fakery.

But I digress. If you have been living under a rock, you may have missed the momentous announcement yesterday that not only have the covers for the first print issue of The Utopian been revealed, but pre-orders are now open! The comic doesn’t ship until October, but if you order now, you’ll save a few pennies, skip the middleman, and get a copy signed by these very hands with which I type this missive. What more could you want? Nothing, I say! Also: Prices start at approximately $32 less than Beatles Rock Band, so there you go.