YouTube broke up with me

Under YouTube's new eligibility requirements, ya boy Pj's channel is no longer eligible for monetization because it doesn’t meet the new thresholds. Wonk wonk.

Aural History

I'm not one to steep myself in nostalgia. But this isn't to say I'm not sometimes wistful about my personal history.


This is not politics-as-usual. This is not normal. And if you think it is, you're on the wrong side of history.


2016 seemed bad for a lot of reasons, but looking back, it wasn't all bad. Besides, it's not like 2017's going to be any better, so let's focus on the positive while we can, folks.

Coldpocalypse Now

You'll believe a 39-year-old man can get an ear infection in ... COLDPOCALYPSE NOW.


I’d hate to say “look, we made it” with two days still left on the clock in 2015, but for... Continue reading →


My Christmas week started with an emergency appendectomy. How is your holiday going?