Bleeding Neon

Not to piss on a man’s grave before it’s even finished being dug*, but I saw this today and had to post it.

This is a photo provided by Mohamed Hadid, the older gentleman pictured to the left of Michael Jackson. Hadid was the developer who built Jackson’s rented Westwood (Los Angeles), Calif. home. Below Hadid are his two children. And below Jackson are his children, Michael, Paris and Prince.

Now look at those kids. The offspring of Michael Joseph Jackson. The man who, by nature, should look something like this:

Now, the mother of two of the kids is ex-wife Debbie Rowe, who is pale and blond. And I’m guessing the undisclosed surrogate for his youngest is also in the lighter-skinned arena. OK. BUT. You gonna tell me that in the genetic crap shoot involved in the magic of reproduction, where, admittedly, it is possible for a child to not reflect any of one parent’s physical traits, that in not one, not two, but three cases (with two different mothers), that MJ’s beautiful blackness, fro-tastic hair or even prominent nose failed to show up in even one of his kids? Look again:

I call bullsh*t. MJ, what do YOU think?

*Disclaimer: I am a Michael Jackson fan, musically, whether or not I choose to believe any unseemly legal/moral accusations against him, rest in peace. But let’s be real here, I ain’t alone here.