In response to a friend’s posting on Facebook about her fantasy football team, I offhandedly commented “Fantasy football is the jock equivalent of Dungeons and Dragons.” Satisfied with my cleverness so much that I just had to share, I blew it out to Twitter, slightly modified:
“Fantasy football is the sports equivalent of Dungeons and Dragons.”
Seriously, you guys, that’s it. I spent my entire load right there. I’ve got nothing left.
So remember it, because this sh*t is going on my tombstone: