I’m in the process of downloading photos from my old LiveJournal account — which is about 900 images deep — and figured, hey, while I’m at it, why not post random photos from those galleries up here for all you lovely people to see?

This was snapped via my old Samsung camerphone on the balcony at Planet Hollywood’s Curve, where my buddy Scott and I were attending the official Miss America pageant afterparty in 2006. Curve’s long-gone, its space now occupied by Miami import Privé.

Also: This was the night Scott and I developed our long-held distaste and enmity for Ron Futrell. If you see him out, punch that drunk old pervert in the foot, would you?